Well, the results of my tests are in: I’m not at risk of anything except being awesome.

So, the fasting was easier than I thought (of course, I slept through about 6 hours of it), and the procedure was fairly quick; maybe not painless, given that I was a bit dizzy and nauseous, but I can blame that on all those psychotropic hallucinogens I’ve been taking. I got the results back within a few hours and they seem apparently encouraging: high total cholesterol, but it’s predominantly the good stuff (HDL), and my liver is supposedly doing very well (I’m as shocked as you are).

For your consideration. [edited 8 June 2010 for updated info.]

I’ll find out about the results in more detail on Friday, I just didn’t want to keep you all in suspense regarding my APO B-to-APO A1 ratio.

Science is cool.

The More You Know!